That's not what it is. Forget that you think you know what it is. You see, if you walk toward the blue box in the center of the room for me, yeah, that blue box, now go ahead and open it. You smell incense? You smell that incense? I think I smell it too, from all the way back here. Try not to make eye contact with me. It's not pleasing. I must explain that it's not that I don't like you because I really do. I think you're one heck of a person. A great person. If I weren't me, I would maybe consider wanting to be you. If you can go ahead and pull that lever for me now, that'd be great. Just be gentle with it. Perfect. Looks like you're really getting the hang of this. Says here that you're a champion at what you do. Well, I believe that. I can definitely believe that. What's that? How much longer? Oh. It might be awhile yet. If you start to feel nauseous, just close your eyes and grind your teeth. That's what seems to work for me. Please, if I may, allow me to look over your paperwork. Says here you both should get along just fine. Just quite alright. Bah-bye now. Bah-bye.
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