Chels and I went shopping the other day and I convinced her that instead of wearing a dress to my wedding reception, she should totally wear this stained glass window-inspired (see: leggings) get-up:
If lil' sis wants to make a statement, this is how it can and should be done. No one can compete with suspenders, which are apparently back in business (this pair was priced at $30!).
What what. Get it, get it.
Only thing she's missing is a trucker hat.
Fiction, poetry, and all that good stuff . . .