Snippets of text message conversations that deserve not to get deleted from my phone:
Me: Silly goose!
Him: Don't bring my goose into this.
Me: Your goose is loose.
Him: My goose looseness is a private matter.
Me: Whose a loose goose? Yoose!
Me: Just bought a Philly pretzel.
Him: Oh yeah?
(A few minutes later . . . )
Him: So how was your pretzel?
Me: I haven't eaten it yetzel!
Fiction, poetry, and all that good stuff . . .