Here are some pranks I played today:
Upon receiving the above text, my sister immediately called my cell phone, wanting to know WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED? I told her that I went to the post office this morning to mail a package and upon my return to my car, I saw an envelope containing the fine on my windshield.
"But how can you get a fine THAT EXPENSIVE?"
I had to think. Quickly.
"I don't know . . . maybe I was in a tow-away zone or something?"
Chelsey kept repeating, "That sucks."
Finally, she asked what I was doing today.
"Oh, I don't know. What does a person do on APRIL FOOL'S DAY??????????"
I'm good. Really good.
Got my mom and my dad, too. Translation: I'm on a roll.
Fiction, poetry, and all that good stuff . . .