Shew Chewer Sadie
INSPIRED BY MARYANN PONGRAC
Mie pink shew gon' on and disappyeared on may. I don' kno where it could bee. I thank the cullprat was my dawg Sadie. Brittany spaniel with pretty pretty eyes, like a beaut.
Sadie gon' like to chew on thangs and loves to chew my shews. Thank she thanks its a chew toy or somethang. But my shews don't squeak like a squeak toy so I don' kno why she keeps chewin' like thait.
I wanna tell Sadie she cain't be doggone chewin' my shew 'cause I pay biggers monay for them shews. You kno why she keeps doin' thait and gettin' 'way with ait? 'Cause she's jus' so dargonnit cute. So cute. Like them orangutangers at them there zoos.
Sometimes I want to buy those 'tangs. Go to them zoos and pick one up for meself. But gyess what? I own Sadie and I don' thank she'd very wale get along with them 'tangers. She is too hypercrazie. Sometimes even too hyper for may.
Oh, dere's my pank shew! Right dere on my bathroom sank. I knew I must have hid that shew from Sadie this mornin'. Glad it didn't fall into ma toilet. Phew.
Maryann's original writing prompt: "Oh where, oh where can my pink shoe be?" (in reference to Sadie, a dog with an unusual affection for shoes)
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